Ask Diphtheria

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April 2012

1 post

Does your mother know about your plans for world conquest?

Please.

Apr 8, 2012
#Anonymous

March 2012

1 post

Are you worried that Emil von Behring will eradicate you?

NO. >(

Mar 16, 2012
#ooc: if you don't know who that is look it up because this is a very clever ask

February 2012

2 posts

If you took over the world, would you destroy McDonald's?

Probably. They’re my biggest competition. So yeah, I would destroy them, like, right away.

Feb 25, 20123 notes
#Anonymous
Have you ever attempted to destroy Courtney?

Why would I break Courtney? I made her what she is.

If I didn’t want her anymore, I wouldn’t just try to dismantle her, I’d do it… cuz I made her. And then I’d use her parts for other stuff.

Feb 22, 20121 note
#Anonymous

January 2012

4 posts

Why do you want to take over the Earth so badly? What do you have to gain?

Oh my gosh. This is Kila, isn’t it? Oh I’m sorry, I mean VIKTIER.

Anyway, what I have to gain is… Earth. Duh.

Jan 26, 20122 notes
Good morning, starshine. The Earth says "Hello!" :D

Ernnnnnnnggghhh.

Jan 26, 20121 note
If you could have any one creature, real or mythological, to do your bidding and cause destruction, what would it be?

Jan 22, 20122 notes
#Anonymous
Are you really Diptheria? *squint*

No, I’m Diphtheria with two H’s. Two. One day, misspelling my name will be an offense punishable by death.

Jan 7, 2012
#Anonymous

December 2011

8 posts

I want the world, I want the whole world, I want to lock it all up in my pocket, it's my bar of chocolate, GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

Shut up!

Dec 28, 2011
#Anonymous
You remind me a bit of Veruca Salt... especially with that song she sings.

PLEASE. >( Veruca Salt is a wannabe.

Dec 28, 2011
#Anonymous
So I'm guessing you wouldn't help me with my homework if I asked.

PFFFT.

Dec 28, 2011
#gillythegligar
I've noticed you don't like people calling you Dip or Dippy. If you had a nickname, what would you want it to be?

I’m much too important for any kind of a nickname. u_u

Dec 23, 2011
#Anonymous
Dippy are you sure you're not four?

It’s ‘Diphtheria’ to you and if I was four could I really be typing this? 

Dec 19, 2011
#doomonid
Why haven't you uploaded a profile pic?

Because the internet is covered in pedophiles. Duh.

Dec 19, 2011
#Anonymous

askkila:

askdiphtheria:

Kila gets a lot of questions and I don’t get any. I bet it’s cuz people are scared of me, cuz there is NO WAY anyone is really THAT interested in Kila. She’s just like, a talking dog that’s mad all the time.

By the way, I was flying in my spaceship and I passed the santa claus and he says he’s not going to your house at all.

I’m twelve. I am way too mature to believe in Santa Claus. Which is spelled Santa Claus, and not santa claus. 

Dec 19, 20115 notes

Kila gets a lot of questions and I don’t get any. I bet it’s cuz people are scared of me, cuz there is NO WAY anyone is really THAT interested in Kila. She’s just like, a talking dog that’s mad all the time.

Dec 19, 20115 notes

October 2011

5 posts

Do you go to school?

I’m homeschooled. It’s why I’m so much more intelligent than you.

Oct 27, 2011
#Anonymous
Okay, you're an idiot. When they come for you, I won't help.

Scary!

Oct 26, 2011
#Anonymous
One day you won't be able to sleep all of the night because you are wondering why you've done the things you have done, and who is out there looking for you.

And I’ll answer myself: ‘I did it because it was awesome, and whoever’s out looking for me is going to meet a hot laser death.’

Oct 26, 2011
#Anonymous
Okay, is this the first question you've gotten? It's not really a question. I just wanted to say hi. You look like you need friends.

Yes, it is. And no, I don’t need friends. I have Rooter. He’s really annoying and I’m not looking for more of him.

Oct 26, 2011
#Anonymous
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